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What do you give a vampire when he’s sick?

Coffin drops.

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What kinds of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-jeans.
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Who isn’t hungry at Thanksgiving?

The turkey—he’s already stuffed.
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Can a turkey jump higher than Mount Everest?

Yes, because a building can’t jump at all.
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Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?

The outside.
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What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?

The letter g.
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What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?

The tur-key.
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Where does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?

In the dictionary.
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Why did pilgrims’ pants always fall down?

Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat.
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What do turkeys and teddy bears have in common?

They both have stuffing.
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What key won’t open any door?

A turkey.
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