Time fries when I’m with you.
Time fries when I’m with you.
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You’re like coffee.
Hot, and I want you every day.
You must be peanut butter.
You must be peanut butter.
Cause you make my heart jelly.
Everything I brew…
Everything I brew…
I brew it for you.
You’re like a Sharpie.
You’re like a Sharpie.
Superfine.
This might sound cheesy…
This might sound cheesy…
Frightened, he asked me what happened. I told him, "Don’t worry; I gave my heart to you. That’s why it’s missing.”
I wish life had a pause button.
I wish life had a pause button.
Hamsters run on wheels all day.
I run after you.
I run after you.
Who knew I would be an organ donor so early in life?
I already gave my heart to you.
I already gave my heart to you.
I think I am going to need knee surgery.
Every day I am with you, I fall for you all over again.
Every day I am with you, I fall for you all over again.
Your parents must think I am a drunk.
The truth is, I am just intoxicated by you.
The truth is, I am just intoxicated by you.