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Time fries when I’m with you.

Time fries when I’m with you.

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You’re like coffee.
Hot, and I want you every day.

You must be peanut butter.
Cause you make my heart jelly.

Everything I brew…
I brew it for you.

You’re like a Sharpie.
Superfine.

This might sound cheesy…
Frightened, he asked me what happened. I told him, "Don’t worry; I gave my heart to you. That’s why it’s missing.”

I wish life had a pause button.
Hamsters run on wheels all day.

I run after you.
Who knew I would be an organ donor so early in life?

I already gave my heart to you.
I think I am going to need knee surgery.

Every day I am with you, I fall for you all over again.
Your parents must think I am a drunk.

The truth is, I am just intoxicated by you.