Q: How many Jews can you fit in a car?
A: 2 in the back 2 in the front and 6.23 million in the ashtray.
Q: How many Jews can you fit in a car?
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How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
Stick a javelin through it's head.
Stick a javelin through it's head.
Q: Why did cow cross road?
A: To find to the udder side.
A: To find to the udder side.
Two clones are on a roof.
One clone pushes the other clone off.
The next day the police arrest him for making an obscene clone fall.
One clone pushes the other clone off.
The next day the police arrest him for making an obscene clone fall.
Q: What happened to Jesus when he said "Catch me outside, how bout dat"?
A: He got crucified
A: He got crucified
What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door?
A nigger with a spear through his head.
A nigger with a spear through his head.
how do you keep a black person out of your backyard?
Hang one in the front.
Hang one in the front.
Hitler is daddy!
Hump me!
Fuck me!
Daddy better gas them Jews.
My gas chambers love the smoke.
G-g-gas the Jews.
Hump me!
Fuck me!
Daddy better gas them Jews.
My gas chambers love the smoke.
G-g-gas the Jews.
How many dead babies does it take to change a tire?
Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.
Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.
What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
What's brown and gurgles?
A baby in a casserole.
A baby in a casserole.
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