Q: What happened to Jesus when he said "Catch me outside, how bout dat"?
A: He got crucified
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What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door?
A nigger with a spear through his head.
A nigger with a spear through his head.
how do you keep a black person out of your backyard?
Hang one in the front.
Hang one in the front.
Hitler is daddy!
Hump me!
Fuck me!
Daddy better gas them Jews.
My gas chambers love the smoke.
G-g-gas the Jews.
Hump me!
Fuck me!
Daddy better gas them Jews.
My gas chambers love the smoke.
G-g-gas the Jews.
How many dead babies does it take to change a tire?
Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.
Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.
What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
What's brown and gurgles?
A baby in a casserole.
A baby in a casserole.
Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth?
A: All of them.
A: All of them.
Q. What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
A. They both live off dead Beatles.
A. They both live off dead Beatles.
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