How many dead babies does it take to change a tire?
Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.
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What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
What's brown and gurgles?
A baby in a casserole.
A baby in a casserole.
Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth?
A: All of them.
A: All of them.
Q. What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
A. They both live off dead Beatles.
A. They both live off dead Beatles.