Patient: "Doctor, my son has swallowed a pen. What can I do?"
Doctor: "Use a pencil till I come to see your son."
Patient: "Doctor, my son has swallowed
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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
A: Getting her out of the wheelchair.
A: Getting her out of the wheelchair.
Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid?
A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
Latecomer: Am I too late for the bonfire?
Host: No jump up there on the sticks, there is room next to that Guy.
Host: No jump up there on the sticks, there is room next to that Guy.
Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy?
He did okay until his business fell off.
He did okay until his business fell off.
Q: How do you kill an emo?
A: You don't you let depression do the work.
A: You don't you let depression do the work.
Q: Why are Germans bad cooks?
A: The only good one killed himself.
A: The only good one killed himself.
What has more brains than a dead baby?
The wall behind it.
The wall behind it.
What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?
Popeye almost killed him!
Popeye almost killed him!
Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink?
A: Concentrated jews.
A: Concentrated jews.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
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