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Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy?
He did okay until his business fell off.
He did okay until his business fell off.
Q: How do you kill an emo?
A: You don't you let depression do the work.
A: You don't you let depression do the work.
Q: Why are Germans bad cooks?
A: The only good one killed himself.
A: The only good one killed himself.
What has more brains than a dead baby?
The wall behind it.
The wall behind it.
What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?
Popeye almost killed him!
Popeye almost killed him!
Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink?
A: Concentrated jews.
A: Concentrated jews.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss!
With dental floss!
My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick.
No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
A blind man with a guide dog comes to a town square, takes the dog by the tail and starts whirling him around.
"What on earth are you doing?!" asks a passer-by.
The blind man replies, "Nothing, just looking around a bit."
"What on earth are you doing?!" asks a passer-by.
The blind man replies, "Nothing, just looking around a bit."
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