Q: Why are Germans bad cooks?
A: The only good one killed himself.
Q: Why are Germans bad cooks? A: The
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What has more brains than a dead baby?
The wall behind it.
The wall behind it.
What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?
Popeye almost killed him!
Popeye almost killed him!
Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink?
A: Concentrated jews.
A: Concentrated jews.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss!
With dental floss!
My previous girlfriend had this weird sleeping disorder - in the middle of every night she would wake up and suck my dick.
No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
No wonder her dad did not want her to move out.
A blind man with a guide dog comes to a town square, takes the dog by the tail and starts whirling him around.
"What on earth are you doing?!" asks a passer-by.
The blind man replies, "Nothing, just looking around a bit."
"What on earth are you doing?!" asks a passer-by.
The blind man replies, "Nothing, just looking around a bit."
Q: Why aren't there more famous skeletons?
A: They're a bunch of no bodies!
A: They're a bunch of no bodies!
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They don't know where home is.
A: They don't know where home is.
Guy having sex says "damn bitch, there should be a law against sex this good."
To which the girl replies "I think there is daddy..."
To which the girl replies "I think there is daddy..."
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