Let’s go to the police! I’ll report you
Let’s go to the police! I’ll report you because you stole my heart.
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What did the barista say to her crush?
"I like you a latte.”
"I like you a latte.”
What happens if two vampires go on a first date?
It would be love at first bite!
It would be love at first bite!
I saw two zombies on a date. Sadly, their romance is dead.
Never mock or laugh at your partner’s choices. YOU are one of them.
What does a ghost call his lover?
His ghoul-friend.
His ghoul-friend.
A couple went on a date at a fancy restaurant. The girl tells the man to say something that will make her heart race. He replies, "I forgot my wallet.”
Love is complicated. You get angry and tell your partner to go to hell, but you hope they get there safely.
Why did the lion break up with his partner?
Because she was a cheetah.
Because she was a cheetah.
Now I know why "love is blind” because you shine too bright.
What did the pig say to his lover?
Don’t go bacon, my heart!
Don’t go bacon, my heart!
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