A couple went on a date at a fancy
A couple went on a date at a fancy restaurant. The girl tells the man to say something that will make her heart race. He replies, "I forgot my wallet.”
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Love is complicated. You get angry and tell your partner to go to hell, but you hope they get there safely.
Why did the lion break up with his partner?
Because she was a cheetah.
Because she was a cheetah.
Now I know why "love is blind” because you shine too bright.
What did the pig say to his lover?
Don’t go bacon, my heart!
Don’t go bacon, my heart!
Confucius says, ‘Love one another.’ Well, if that doesn’t work, just interchange the last two words.
I used to love a girl that reported the weather. We had a stormy relationship.
If I was a cat, I would spend all my nine lives with you.
Darling, you made my floppy disk turn into a hard drive.
The real definition of a honeymoon: a man’s last holiday before he starts working for his new boss.
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Pauline. Pauline, who?
I’m Pauline, in love with you.
Pauline. Pauline, who?
I’m Pauline, in love with you.
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