If I was a cat, I would spend all my
If I was a cat, I would spend all my nine lives with you.
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Darling, you made my floppy disk turn into a hard drive.
The real definition of a honeymoon: a man’s last holiday before he starts working for his new boss.
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Pauline. Pauline, who?
I’m Pauline, in love with you.
Pauline. Pauline, who?
I’m Pauline, in love with you.
I want to be with someone that will look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.
I broke up with my girlfriend at a restaurant. She started crying loudly. Everyone thought I proposed to her, so they started cheering and clapping.
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Candice. Candice, who?
Candice, be the true love I am feeling right now.
Candice. Candice, who?
Candice, be the true love I am feeling right now.
Being in love with you is a lot like central heating in your home. You turn it on just before your guests come over and pretend that your house is always this hot.
The voice of love seemed to be calling me, and then I realized that it was the wrong number.
You’ve been staying in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body. That’s when my doctor said you’re probably a parasite!
Honey, you can fall from the sky, you can even fall from a tree, but the best way for you to fall, darling, is to fall in love with me.
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