Being in love with you is a lot like
Being in love with you is a lot like central heating in your home. You turn it on just before your guests come over and pretend that your house is always this hot.
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The voice of love seemed to be calling me, and then I realized that it was the wrong number.
You’ve been staying in my heart, my mind, and in my entire body. That’s when my doctor said you’re probably a parasite!
Honey, you can fall from the sky, you can even fall from a tree, but the best way for you to fall, darling, is to fall in love with me.
If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? It’s the swallow.
My girlfriend isn’t talking to me. She said I ruined her birthday. How could I? I didn’t even know it was her birthday.
You should be a florist. Because ever since I met you, my life has been rosy.
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese, a cute girl!
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese, a cute girl!
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Do-ya.
Do-ya who?
Do-ya want to be my girlfriend?
Do-ya.
Do-ya who?
Do-ya want to be my girlfriend?
My partner cooks for me like I’m a god. He’d be placing burnt offerings before me every night.
Did you know that marriage is a three-ring circus? Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
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