You should be a florist. Because ever
You should be a florist. Because ever since I met you, my life has been rosy.
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Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese, a cute girl!
Cheese.
Cheese who?
Cheese, a cute girl!
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Do-ya.
Do-ya who?
Do-ya want to be my girlfriend?
Do-ya.
Do-ya who?
Do-ya want to be my girlfriend?
My partner cooks for me like I’m a god. He’d be placing burnt offerings before me every night.
Did you know that marriage is a three-ring circus? Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
If love is "grand,” then what is divorce?
A hundred grand, or even more.
A hundred grand, or even more.
Man: "I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months.”
Friend: "What happened?”
Man: "I don’t like to interrupt her.”
Friend: "What happened?”
Man: "I don’t like to interrupt her.”
When a man opens the car door for his wife, you can be sure of one thing — either the car is brand new or the wife is.
I told my hot coworker how I felt. It turns out she also felt the same way. So I turned on the air conditioning.
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