Now I know why "love is blind” because
Now I know why "love is blind” because you shine too bright.
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What did the pig say to his lover?
Don’t go bacon, my heart!
Don’t go bacon, my heart!
Confucius says, ‘Love one another.’ Well, if that doesn’t work, just interchange the last two words.
I used to love a girl that reported the weather. We had a stormy relationship.
If I was a cat, I would spend all my nine lives with you.
Darling, you made my floppy disk turn into a hard drive.
The real definition of a honeymoon: a man’s last holiday before he starts working for his new boss.
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Pauline. Pauline, who?
I’m Pauline, in love with you.
Pauline. Pauline, who?
I’m Pauline, in love with you.
I want to be with someone that will look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.
I broke up with my girlfriend at a restaurant. She started crying loudly. Everyone thought I proposed to her, so they started cheering and clapping.
Knock, knock. Who’s there?
Candice. Candice, who?
Candice, be the true love I am feeling right now.
Candice. Candice, who?
Candice, be the true love I am feeling right now.
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