How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let
How do you make a lemon drop?
Just let it fall.
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What did the limestone say to the geologist?
Don’t take me for granite.
Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.
What kind of water can’t freeze?
Hot water.
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore.
What is fast, loud and crunchy?
A rocket chip.
Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Because she was stuffed.
What has ears but cannot hear?
A cornfield.
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells.
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Dinner is on me.