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What do you call a dinosaur that is

What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?

A dino-snore.

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What is fast, loud and crunchy?

A rocket chip.

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Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Because she was stuffed.

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What has ears but cannot hear?

A cornfield.

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What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between us, something smells.

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What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me.

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Why did the student eat his homework?

Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

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When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look?

Because when you find it, you stop looking.

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What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?

A coconut on vacation.

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What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

Hoppy Birthday.

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What’s the one thing will you get every year on your birthday, guaranteed?

A year older.

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