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What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don’t take me for granite.

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Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.
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Hot water.
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A palm tree.
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A dino-snore.
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A rocket chip.
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Because she was stuffed.
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A cornfield.
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Between us, something smells.
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Dinner is on me.
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Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake.
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