Darling, even if gravity didn’t exist,
Darling, even if gravity didn’t exist, I’d still fall for you.
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What did the cat say to his partner?
You’re purr-fect!
You’re purr-fect!
If two cupids fell in love, what do you call it?
A match in heaven!
A match in heaven!
What do you call two birds that are in love?
Tweethearts!
Tweethearts!
Let’s go to the police! I’ll report you because you stole my heart.
What did the barista say to her crush?
"I like you a latte.”
"I like you a latte.”
What happens if two vampires go on a first date?
It would be love at first bite!
It would be love at first bite!
I saw two zombies on a date. Sadly, their romance is dead.
Never mock or laugh at your partner’s choices. YOU are one of them.
What does a ghost call his lover?
His ghoul-friend.
His ghoul-friend.
A couple went on a date at a fancy restaurant. The girl tells the man to say something that will make her heart race. He replies, "I forgot my wallet.”
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