Yo mama so fat that her yearbook
Yo mama so fat that her yearbook picture was on page 20, 21, 22, and 23.
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Yo mama so old she knew Mr. Clean when he had an Afro.
Yo momma so ugly her pillow cries at night!
Yo mama so skinny she can dodge raindrops.
Your mama so old her first Christmas was the first Christmas.
Yo mama is so old that when she farts, dust comes out!
Yo mama is so fat when Jabba's guard pushed her into the sarlacc pit, it choked to death.
Yo mama so stupid she brought tea bags to the World Cup.
Yo mamma is so fat that when she went to the Gap, she filled it in.
Yo momma's so fat she passed the window and we lost light for 4 days.
Yo mama so fat, she's got more rolls than a bakery.
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