Yo mama is so old that when she farts,
Yo mama is so old that when she farts, dust comes out!
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Yo mama is so fat when Jabba's guard pushed her into the sarlacc pit, it choked to death.
Yo mama so stupid she brought tea bags to the World Cup.
Yo mamma is so fat that when she went to the Gap, she filled it in.
Yo momma's so fat she passed the window and we lost light for 4 days.
Yo mama so fat, she's got more rolls than a bakery.
Yo momma's so fat, she wore a red sweater and everyone thought she was the Kool-Aid man.
Yo momma's so fat, when she tripped in Ohio, Tokyo had an aftershock.
Yo momma's so fat and old, when Moses wanted to part the Red Sea, he told her to do a cannon ball.
Yo momma is so old she knew the Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old her Social Security number is 1.
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