Yo mama is so small she can't even get
Yo mama is so small she can't even get high.
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Yo momma is so stupid she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
Your momma is so old she has an autographed copy of the Bible.
Yo mama is so fat that when she went to the movie theater she sat next to everybody.
Yo momma is so black she makes Akon look like Casper.
Yo momma so crusty Pizza Hut is jealous.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!
Yo mama so poor that when somebody stepped on her cigarette she said, "Who turned off my heat?"
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the dollar store and said, "How much is this?"
Yo momma so fat when she turned around we gave her a Welcome Back Party.
Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bank they asked her to put on a ski mask.
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