Yo mama is so fat that when she went to
Yo mama is so fat that when she went to the movie theater she sat next to everybody.
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Yo momma is so black she makes Akon look like Casper.
Yo momma so crusty Pizza Hut is jealous.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!
Yo mama so poor that when somebody stepped on her cigarette she said, "Who turned off my heat?"
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the dollar store and said, "How much is this?"
Yo momma so fat when she turned around we gave her a Welcome Back Party.
Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bank they asked her to put on a ski mask.
Yo mama is so stupid she came over to my house and shouted in my mailbox to leave me voicemail.
Yo mama so fat that her yearbook picture was on page 20, 21, 22, and 23.
Yo mama so old she knew Mr. Clean when he had an Afro.
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