Why wasn't the geometry teacher at school?
Because she sprained her angle!
Why wasn't the geometry teacher at
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Where do math teachers go on vacation?
To Times Square!
To Times Square!
How do you keep warm in a cold room?
You go to the corner because it’s always 90 degrees.
You go to the corner because it’s always 90 degrees.
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
You can always count on me.
What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of Mount Everest?
A high-pot-in-use.
A high-pot-in-use.
What do you call friends who love math?
Alge-BROS.
Alge-BROS.
I met a math teacher who had 12 children.
She really knows how to multiply!
She really knows how to multiply!
What do you call people who like tractors?
Protractors.
Protractors.
You should never start a conversation with Pi.
It’ll just go on forever.
It’ll just go on forever.
Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?
Because they’ll never meet.
Because they’ll never meet.
What is a bird’s favorite type of math?
OWL-gebra.
OWL-gebra.
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