Why do Mexicans dinner burrito and
Why do Mexicans dinner burrito and tamales in Christmas? To have something to unwrap
More jokes on Mexican jokes
How do you call a silly Mexican? Chili
How to make a Mexican woman: put mayannaise, be sure cheese illegal and let chili for a couple hours
Why is the golden eagle in the Mexican flag? Because they want to be l-eagle
How do you call emergencies in Mexico? Nine Juan Juan
Did you hear about the Mexican version of Avengers? Thortilla is shorter while Hulk is painted with guacamole.
Did you hear about the Mexican astronaut? He went to spice in a MASA rocket
How is a Mexican dinosaur called? T-Mex
Why do Mexicans make inch-iladas? Because they are too short to make anything bigger
How do you find a Mexican in a crowd? Scream "the police is coming”
Why are Mexicans good in obstacle racing? They are used to run while jumping fences
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