Did you hear about the Mexican version
Did you hear about the Mexican version of Avengers? Thortilla is shorter while Hulk is painted with guacamole.
More jokes on Mexican jokes
Did you hear about the Mexican astronaut? He went to spice in a MASA rocket
How is a Mexican dinosaur called? T-Mex
Why do Mexicans make inch-iladas? Because they are too short to make anything bigger
How do you find a Mexican in a crowd? Scream "the police is coming”
Why are Mexicans good in obstacle racing? They are used to run while jumping fences
Why don’t Mexicans pass geography? They don’t know where to draw the border between Mexico and USA
Why do Mexicans walk into every place like they own it? They probably built it or work cleaning it
Why do Mexicans avoid the cold? They are afraid of ICE (Immigrations and Customs Enforcement)
Why do Mexicans get sick easily? Because they are ill-legal immigrants
What is the difference between a notebook and a Mexican? A notebook has papers
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