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Why did the Mexican give you his number? So you can taco-ver the phone
More jokes on Mexican jokes
Why do Mexicans put a Justin Bieber photo in their quesadilla? Just-in queso
What is Shakira’s most famous song in Mexico? Waka Waka-mole
I participated in a car race in Mexico. My Carlos
Who is the richest man in Mexico? Jeff Pesos
I went to see a soccer match in Mexico. It ended tied Juan to Juan.
I traveled to Mexico in a boat. It was a Vera-Cruise
What do Mexican marines say to their superiors? Sea señor
What do Mexicans say when it is cold? Brrr-itos
I’m decided to visit Mexico before I die. I’ll go Juan way or another
The best Mexican characters in Star Wars were Juan Solo and Obi Juan Kenobi