Why did the football player miss the game?
He had Appled hamstring.
Why did the football player miss the
More jokes on Apple jokes
What is Darth Vader’s favorite fruit?
Empire apples.
Empire apples.
When is an apple grouchy?
When it’s a crab apple.
When it’s a crab apple.
What kind of apples do they grow in the Magic Garden?
Paula red.
Paula red.
Why couldn’t Bob the Builder eat the apple?
Because it was Adam’s apple.
Because it was Adam’s apple.
What type of a computer do horses like to eat?
McIntosh computers
McIntosh computers
Why did the apple pie cry?
It’s peelings were hurt!
It’s peelings were hurt!
Who was the pie’s favorite pop star?
Apple Pie Spice
Apple Pie Spice
What kind of apples do they serve on the death star?
Empire apples.
Empire apples.
Why did the Granny Smith apple cry?
It’s peelings were hurt.
It’s peelings were hurt.
What kind of apple isn’t an apple?
A pineapple.
A pineapple.
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