What kind of apples do they serve on the death star?
Empire apples.
What kind of apples do they serve on
More jokes on Apple jokes
Why did the Granny Smith apple cry?
It’s peelings were hurt.
It’s peelings were hurt.
What kind of apple isn’t an apple?
A pineapple.
A pineapple.
What did the apple skin say to the apple who couldn’t afford bus fare?
Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered
Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered
Where do yellow jackets go to watch the big game?
Apple-Bees.
Apple-Bees.
Why was the apple afraid of the milk?
The milk went bad.
The milk went bad.
What can a whole apple do that half an apple can’t do?
It can look round.
It can look round.
Which apple tennis player was famous for arguing about calls?
John McIntosh.
John McIntosh.
Why didn’t the boy choose the apple over the pear?
He like the apple butter.
He like the apple butter.
What kind of apples do they eat in the desert?
Camel apples. (caramel apples)
Camel apples. (caramel apples)
Why did the yam get along so well with the apple?
They were both candied.
They were both candied.
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