Why did the chewing gum cross the
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
It was stuck on the turkey’s foot.
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Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To show he wasn’t a chicken.
What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?
Because he had drumsticks.
What’s the best thing to put into pumpkin pie?
Your teeth.
What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot.
Why did the Pilgrims sail from England to America?
Because they missed their plane.
When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?
On their feet.
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play.
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
A vigilante!
How do all the oceans say hello to each other?
They wave!
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