What’s the best thing to put into
What’s the best thing to put into pumpkin pie?
Your teeth.
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What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot.
Why did the Pilgrims sail from England to America?
Because they missed their plane.
When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?
On their feet.
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of fowl play.
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
A vigilante!
How do all the oceans say hello to each other?
They wave!
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
Where do cows go for entertainment?
To the moo-vies!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef!
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