Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the 45-45-90 triangle?
They were right for each other.
Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the
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Why do plants hate math?
Because it gives them square roots.
Because it gives them square roots.
Why won't Goldilocks drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it?
It's too cubed.
It's too cubed.
Why wasn't the geometry teacher at school?
Because she sprained her angle!
Because she sprained her angle!
Where do math teachers go on vacation?
To Times Square!
To Times Square!
How do you keep warm in a cold room?
You go to the corner because it’s always 90 degrees.
You go to the corner because it’s always 90 degrees.
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
You can always count on me.
What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of Mount Everest?
A high-pot-in-use.
A high-pot-in-use.
What do you call friends who love math?
Alge-BROS.
Alge-BROS.
I met a math teacher who had 12 children.
She really knows how to multiply!
She really knows how to multiply!
What do you call people who like tractors?
Protractors.
Protractors.
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