What time is it when the clock strikes
What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
Time to get a new clock.
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How does a cucumber become a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience.
What did one toilet say to the other?
You look a bit flushed.
What do you think of that new diner on the moon?
Food was good, but there really wasn’t much atmosphere.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.
Why can’t Elsa from Frozen have a balloon?
Because she will "let it go, let it go.”
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school.
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
Where would you find an elephant?
The same place you lost her.
What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts