Why did the dinosaur cross the
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken wasn’t born yet.
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Why can’t Elsa from Frozen have a balloon?
Because she will "let it go, let it go.”
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste.
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because she wanted to go to high school.
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
Where would you find an elephant?
The same place you lost her.
What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts
How does a scientist freshen her breath?
With experi-mints.
How are false teeth like stars?
They come out at night.
What building in your town has the most stories?
The public library.
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
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