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What normally happens when kitties go on a first date?

They hiss.

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What's a cat's favorite cereal?

Mice Krispies.

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What color do kittens love the most?

Purrple.

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What does the cat say after making a joke?

"Just kitten!"

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When cats need to go to the airport, who do they call?

A tabby.

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Why did the cat have to go to an accountant?

They got caught up in a purramid scheme.

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What made the cat upgrade his phone?

He wanted to finally get pawtrait mode.

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Why are kittens actually excellent bosses?

They have great littership.

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What's it called when all the treats are gone?

A cat-astrophe.

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Why did the teenage cat call her parents when she found an apartment she liked?

She needed them to (cali)co-sign her lease.

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What does a choir of cats like to sing?

"Do-Re-Mew."

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