What food can someone blow on, but everyone still wants to eat?
A birthday cake.
What food can someone blow on, but
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How do you know you're no longer a spring chicken?
Because your birthday is in autumn.
Because your birthday is in autumn.
What did the bald man say when he was given a comb as a present for his birthday?
Thanks, I’ll never part with it.
Thanks, I’ll never part with it.
What gets better with every birthday?
Wine and you!
Wine and you!
What did the toilet paper do when his friends threw him a surprise birthday party?
He just rolled with it.
He just rolled with it.
What's the best thing to say to a cheese-lover on their birthday?
Hap-brie birthday!
Hap-brie birthday!
What did one chicken say to the other on its birthday?
"I hope you have an egg-cellent birthday!"
"I hope you have an egg-cellent birthday!"
How do pickles celebrate their birthdays?
They relish the moment.
They relish the moment.
Why didn't cavemen send birthday cards?
The amount of postage needed to mail rocks got too expensive.
The amount of postage needed to mail rocks got too expensive.
What should you say to a birthday girl or guy who's worried about turning older?
Cheer up! Old age doesn't last that long.
Cheer up! Old age doesn't last that long.
How do you know when you're getting too old?
When the candles cost more than the birthday cake.
When the candles cost more than the birthday cake.
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