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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator.
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What do you call the ghost of a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
How does Moses make coffee?
Hebrews it.
The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation. It doesn’t make any cents.
Sure, I drink brake fluid. But I can stop anytime!
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs stuffed in your mailbox?
Bill.
Somebody stole all my lamps. I couldn’t be more de-lighted!
I bought a boat because it was for sail.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
How did the picture end up in jail? It was framed!
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is starting to improve!