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I bought a boat because it was for sail.

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My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is starting to improve!

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Coffee has a rough time in our house. It gets mugged every single morning!

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Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!

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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter!

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What did the sushi say to the bee?

Wasabee!

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Why was the baby ant confused?

Because all his uncles were ants!

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I just found out that I'm color blind. The news came completely out of the green!

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Why didn't the cat go to the vet?

He was feline fine!

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