Q: Why is Al Qaeda more compassionate than pro-lifers?
A: The 9/11 hijackers got to die instantly.
Q: Why is Al Qaeda more compassionate
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Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust?
A: The cost.
A: The cost.
One of my friends returned from Afghanistan and I asked him if he is going to the party tomorrow.
He said he can't walk.
He said he can't walk.
Knock Knock
Whose there?
9/11
9/11 who?
I thought you said you would never forget.
Whose there?
9/11
9/11 who?
I thought you said you would never forget.
Q: What do you call a flying Jew?
A: Ashes.
A: Ashes.
They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history.
At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple?
A: The Holocaust.
A: The Holocaust.
Why was the cannibal looking peeky?
Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Depends how hard you throw them.
Q: What's the difference between Auschwitz and Sarajevo?
A: At least they had gas in Auschwitz.
A: At least they had gas in Auschwitz.
"I'm going to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage. But it is just a formality."
"Who told you that?"
"Gynecologist."
"Who told you that?"
"Gynecologist."
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