Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust?
A: The cost.
Q: What do the Jews hate most about the
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One of my friends returned from Afghanistan and I asked him if he is going to the party tomorrow.
He said he can't walk.
He said he can't walk.
Knock Knock
Whose there?
9/11
9/11 who?
I thought you said you would never forget.
Whose there?
9/11
9/11 who?
I thought you said you would never forget.
Q: What do you call a flying Jew?
A: Ashes.
A: Ashes.
They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history.
At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple?
A: The Holocaust.
A: The Holocaust.
Why was the cannibal looking peeky?
Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Depends how hard you throw them.
Q: What's the difference between Auschwitz and Sarajevo?
A: At least they had gas in Auschwitz.
A: At least they had gas in Auschwitz.
"I'm going to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage. But it is just a formality."
"Who told you that?"
"Gynecologist."
"Who told you that?"
"Gynecologist."
Noticing a mistake in St. Peter's roster, God calls Satan; "It seems you accidentally received some of my professionals down there: a teacher, a doctor and a farmer."
"Yeah," Satan replies. "All the more for me!"
God replies, "You better send them up here immediately."
Satan says, "No way. I'm keeping them."
God says, "Send them up here, or I'll sue the horns right off you."
Satan laughs uproariously, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
"Yeah," Satan replies. "All the more for me!"
God replies, "You better send them up here immediately."
Satan says, "No way. I'm keeping them."
God says, "Send them up here, or I'll sue the horns right off you."
Satan laughs uproariously, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
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