Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender?
A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
Q: What did the baby say as I threw it
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How do the fairy-tales of the whites and the blacks differ?
The stories of whites start: Once upon a time...
The stories of blacks start: Yo, man, you won't believe what a f**k has happened to me...
The stories of whites start: Once upon a time...
The stories of blacks start: Yo, man, you won't believe what a f**k has happened to me...
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape?
The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
Q: How do you get a black out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.
A: Cut the rope.
Q: What was the last thing her husband said to her?
A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
A: I'll feed the dog, you feed the fish.
If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?
You can't fuck a table.
You can't fuck a table.
How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Two Arabs are sitting in the Gaza Strip chatting over a pint of goats milk.
One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.
"This is my oldest son.
He's a martyr.
"Here's my second son.
He's a martyr too!"
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab wistfully says , They blow up so fast, don't they?"
One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.
"This is my oldest son.
He's a martyr.
"Here's my second son.
He's a martyr too!"
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab wistfully says , They blow up so fast, don't they?"
A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.
Q: What do you call a Jew with a mental disability?
A: Auschwitztic.
A: Auschwitztic.
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