If you throw a kitten out of a moving
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?
You can't fuck a table.
You can't fuck a table.
How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles ?
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Two Arabs are sitting in the Gaza Strip chatting over a pint of goats milk.
One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.
"This is my oldest son.
He's a martyr.
"Here's my second son.
He's a martyr too!"
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab wistfully says , They blow up so fast, don't they?"
One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.
"This is my oldest son.
He's a martyr.
"Here's my second son.
He's a martyr too!"
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab wistfully says , They blow up so fast, don't they?"
A Jew, a German and an American walked into a small room. The Jew never came out.
Q: What do you call a Jew with a mental disability?
A: Auschwitztic.
A: Auschwitztic.
Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep?
A: When the big hand touches the small one.
A: When the big hand touches the small one.
Q: What is height of Suicide?
A: A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
A: A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion.
You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
So you can tell which ones are still alive.
So you can tell which ones are still alive.
Q: What's the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
A: There are twenty of them.
A: There are twenty of them.
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