One Mexican told another: I need to
One Mexican told another: I need to tell you something important. So the other said: We should taco-bout it later
More jokes on Mexican jokes
One Mexican is worried his girlfriend doesn’t answer so his friend tells him "Stop being all jalapeño head about this”
How do Mexicans laugh? Hahahalapeños
How do you know when a Mexican is being nosey? When he starts getting jalapeño business
Why you can’t trust a taco chef? Because they will spill the beans
What is the Mexicans favorite 90s band? Red hot chili peppers
What’s the difference between American hot dogs and Mexicans? Americans make hot dogs, Mexicans chili dogs
Why don’t Mexicans like high places? They have vertaco
Two Mexicans are hiding a dead body when they find that place is already used. One of them finds another spot "We should burrito-ver there”.
Name three Mexican bands: Juan Direction, Red Hot Chili Peppers, twenty Juan pilots
What is the name of the Mexican Mac&cheese version? Mac&Chili
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