I told my mom I'm happy and she said:
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."
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If 2 guys are having sex and the house catches on fire. Who gets out first, the guy on top or the guy on the bottom? The guy on the bottom cause he's already got his shit packed.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew forty bucks in there."
My friend's friend is my friend. My friend's girlfriend is my friend. My friend's boyfriend is just a scum.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.