Cigarettes aren't good for you, neither
Cigarettes aren't good for you, neither are women but I ain't about to go gay.
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My friend's friend is my friend. My friend's girlfriend is my friend. My friend's boyfriend is just a scum.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
99% of women say they don't like men who wear leather pants. Which works out perfectly, since 100% of men who wear leather pants don't like women.
Know what the hardest part of riding a scooter is? Telling your parents you're gay.
How many gays does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in and another to stand around and say 'FABULOUS!'