99% of women say they don't like men
99% of women say they don't like men who wear leather pants. Which works out perfectly, since 100% of men who wear leather pants don't like women.
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Know what the hardest part of riding a scooter is? Telling your parents you're gay.
How many gays does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in and another to stand around and say 'FABULOUS!'
If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it… He's gay, definitely gay.
What does a gay man and an ambulance have in common? They both get loaded from the rear and go whoo-whoo!