"I love you no matter what you do. But
"I love you no matter what you do. But do you really have to do so much of it?” — Jean Illsley Clarke
More jokes on Boyfriend jokes
Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Ya. Ya who? Aww, I love it when you’re this excited to see me!
Who’s there? Ya. Ya who? Aww, I love it when you’re this excited to see me!
You: "There’s something wrong with this dictionary.”
Him: "What is it?” You: "They spelled ‘love’ wrong. It should be L-U-V, because I know I can’t spell love without U!”
Him: "What is it?” You: "They spelled ‘love’ wrong. It should be L-U-V, because I know I can’t spell love without U!”
You: "I thought up an acronym to describe you.”
Him: "What is it?” You: "ABCDEFGHIJK.” Him: "WTF does that stand for?” You: "Amazing, bae, cool, dreamy, encouraging, great, fantasy hunk, intelligent.” Him: "What about the JK?” You: "Just kidding!”
Him: "What is it?” You: "ABCDEFGHIJK.” Him: "WTF does that stand for?” You: "Amazing, bae, cool, dreamy, encouraging, great, fantasy hunk, intelligent.” Him: "What about the JK?” You: "Just kidding!”
You: "I don’t think we can go in here.”
Him: "Why not?” You: "Look at that sign! *Points to the no-smoking sign* They won’t let you and your smoking hot bod in!”
Him: "Why not?” You: "Look at that sign! *Points to the no-smoking sign* They won’t let you and your smoking hot bod in!”
You: "I think there’s something wrong with your lips.”
Him: "What is it?” You: "They’re not kissing mine!”
Him: "What is it?” You: "They’re not kissing mine!”
My boyfriend isn’t allowed to have birthday candles on his cake.
Like, WTF are you wishing for? All your dreams came true with me!
Like, WTF are you wishing for? All your dreams came true with me!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Nobody. Nobody who? Nobody knows how much I love you.
Who’s there? Nobody. Nobody who? Nobody knows how much I love you.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Ivan. Ivan who? Ivan to do something naughty with you!
Who’s there? Ivan. Ivan who? Ivan to do something naughty with you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Plums. Plums who? Plums me you’ll always be my boyfriend!
Who’s there? Plums. Plums who? Plums me you’ll always be my boyfriend!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Water Water who? Water you doing tonight?
Who’s there? Water Water who? Water you doing tonight?
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