I love you more than coffee.
But please don’t make me prove it.
I love you more than coffee. But
More jokes on Boyfriend jokes
What’s the difference between a toddler and your boyfriend?
I don’t know, do you?
I don’t know, do you?
Who wears the pants in our relationship?
We prefer when neither of us is wearing pants.
We prefer when neither of us is wearing pants.
Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me.
Then I remember, I put up with you. So we’re even.
Then I remember, I put up with you. So we’re even.
My boyfriend is so handsome…
Looking all invisible and shit.
Looking all invisible and shit.
What’s the difference between a woman and a microwave?
A guy will press all the buttons on the microwave to get it heated.
A guy will press all the buttons on the microwave to get it heated.
Forget the butterflies.
I feel the whole zoo when I am with you.
I feel the whole zoo when I am with you.
"I love you no matter what you do. But do you really have to do so much of it?” — Jean Illsley Clarke
Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Ya. Ya who? Aww, I love it when you’re this excited to see me!
Who’s there? Ya. Ya who? Aww, I love it when you’re this excited to see me!
You: "There’s something wrong with this dictionary.”
Him: "What is it?” You: "They spelled ‘love’ wrong. It should be L-U-V, because I know I can’t spell love without U!”
Him: "What is it?” You: "They spelled ‘love’ wrong. It should be L-U-V, because I know I can’t spell love without U!”
You: "I thought up an acronym to describe you.”
Him: "What is it?” You: "ABCDEFGHIJK.” Him: "WTF does that stand for?” You: "Amazing, bae, cool, dreamy, encouraging, great, fantasy hunk, intelligent.” Him: "What about the JK?” You: "Just kidding!”
Him: "What is it?” You: "ABCDEFGHIJK.” Him: "WTF does that stand for?” You: "Amazing, bae, cool, dreamy, encouraging, great, fantasy hunk, intelligent.” Him: "What about the JK?” You: "Just kidding!”
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