I invited my boyfriend to go to the gym with me, and then I didn’t show.
I hope he gets the message that we’re not working out.
I invited my boyfriend to go to the gym
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What’s the difference between bleach and fabric softener?
My ex-boyfriend now knows the answer.
My ex-boyfriend now knows the answer.
Why is Spider-Man a bad boyfriend?
He’s super clingy.
He’s super clingy.
I think you are suffering…
From a lack of vitamin me.
From a lack of vitamin me.
You annoy me more than I ever thought possible.
But I want to spend every irritating minute with you.
But I want to spend every irritating minute with you.
I love you…
Even when I’m really, really hungry.
Even when I’m really, really hungry.
I want to be the reason who makes you look down at your phone and smile…
And then walk into a pole.
And then walk into a pole.
Every day, I fall in love with you more and more.
Except yesterday — yesterday you were pretty annoying.
Except yesterday — yesterday you were pretty annoying.
I love you more than coffee.
But please don’t make me prove it.
But please don’t make me prove it.
What’s the difference between a toddler and your boyfriend?
I don’t know, do you?
I don’t know, do you?
Who wears the pants in our relationship?
We prefer when neither of us is wearing pants.
We prefer when neither of us is wearing pants.