I can compare you to dentures!
Because I can’t smile without you.
I can compare you to dentures!
More jokes on Love jokes
You’re like asthma!
Because you take my breath away.
Because you take my breath away.
My dear, are you French?
Because "Eiffel” for you.
Because "Eiffel” for you.
You’re like dandruff! Because I can’t get you out of my head.
What did the squirrel say to his partner?
"I’m so nuts about you!”
"I’m so nuts about you!”
I guess you’re a camera! Because I smile when I look at you.
You should be a welder! When we’re together, sparks fly!
Good thing you’re not a pastry chef. You might dessert me!
Darling, even if gravity didn’t exist, I’d still fall for you.
What did the cat say to his partner?
You’re purr-fect!
You’re purr-fect!
If two cupids fell in love, what do you call it?
A match in heaven!
A match in heaven!
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