Yo momma's so hairy when she went too
Yo momma's so hairy when she went too the zoo everybody screamed, "The gorilla's loose!"
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Yo momma so fat her belt loops have mile markers.
Yo momma is so fat she tripped over Tokyo and landed in Hawaii.
Yo momma's like a bowling ball: finger that bitch, then chunk her in the gutter.
Yo mama is so stupid she took the puzzle back to the store because she thought it was broken!
Your mamma so fat she uses a mattress as a maxi pad.
Yo momma's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck!
Yo momma's so poor that she has to lick people's fingers when they come out of KFC!
Yo mama is so fat when she wants her photo taken she has to call Google Earth.
Yo mama's so fat when she went to In and Out she couldn't get in or out.
Yo momma's so dumb, when your aunt had twins, she asked yo momma to name them. She named one Denise, and the other Denephew.
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